tinkerlu:

ryu-gemini:

i just dont see how anyone could not like hispanic karkat.

like woah this cutie.

he starts shouting in spanish at times whenever he gets really angry. or just to start fucking with dave.

CAN WE ALL JUST LOVE SPANISH SPEAKING KARKAT CAN THAT PLEASE BE A THING?

mercerism:

have some vantas faces  \(´・∇・)/

paperseverywhere:

pungoescheer asked paperseverywhere:

What sort of train wreck would Reverse Petstuck Jade and Karkat be like

Anonymous asked paperseverywhere:

Reverse petstuck with Jade and Karkat? I can’t decide whether she would be the only thing that could calm him down, or totally give him an aneurysm.

I know that you’re expecting something crazy but I saw this post on my Dash and I couldn’t help it. ;u; 

[SMASHES INTO YOUR BEDROOM]

[SHOVES YOU INTO BED]

[AGGRESSIVELY TUCKS YOU IN]

[THROWS STUFFED ANIMALS AT YOU]

[SCREAMS A BEDTIME STORY AT YOU]

[KISSES YOUR FOREHEAD]

[BACKFLIPS OFF YOUR MATTRESS]

“WHY THE *&%# WOULD I DO THAT SHE’S ALREADY ASLEEP”

[RUNS OUT OF THE ROOM]

[SLAMS THE DOOR]

rangaruka:

Homestuck Time
C’mon grab your friends,
We’ll go to very, Distant Lands
With Bec the Dog and Jade the Human
The fun will never end, It’s Homestuck Time!

more Homestuck Time stuff! i really like this crossover.

seerofsocialjustice:

edentzai:

I had a bad case of Karezi feels this afternoon, so I coloured this gif I found floating around on tumblr…I still can’t find the original artist who made the black and white original version. If anyone knows, let me know so I can credit them and love them forever.

here’s the source: [x]

neuroid:

hey kk whats g0ing 0n

kark

pancakestein:

fuoco-go:

liralicia:

a-scandal-in-spain:

p5stuck:

spiced-milk-tea:

thelurkingwangster:

saccharinescorpion:

mementomoryo:

So I found a rather nicely-written write-up about Homestuck in the Pixiv Encyclopedia, and I found something really freaking amazing in the section about Karkat.

“Karkat Vantas.

A 13-year-old boy (6 in troll terms). Born on June 12th. Designated as “Knight of Blood.”

A character modeled on the zodiac sign of Cancer. His blood color is an abnormally bright red (“candy red”); a mutant.

A member of the Red Team, dubbing himself their leader. Although the other members consider him to be a loudmouth and thus go along with him so as not to get scolded, his competency as leader is undeniable.

A tsungire-type(They actually use that exact term!)with an extremely short temper. However, he is underneath self-hating and cares about his comrades. Loves romcom-type films.

His weapons of choice are small sickles.

On an unrelated note, John mistakes his name as “car cat” - PU-PUU-NYAN(Beep beep meow)

“Beep beep meow” is said as “PU-PUU-NYAN” in Japanese.

PU-PUU-NYAN! 

behehehe

KHVFGLF

pu…. puu….

PU-PUU NYAN

PU-PUU NYAN VANTAS

I’m sorry, I can’t deal with this. Pu-Puu Nyan is too cute even for Karkat.

i’m crying glitter.

Explodes into rainbows

sassy-lesbian-feferi:

sassy-pansexual-nepeta:

averyfreshprince:

fairgwenofair:

janecrockerstits:

cockiinmouth2yndrome:

askkarkatvoice:

ASK KARKAT’S VOICE.

I’M SERIOUSLY GETTING SICK OF SO MANY ASK PAGES THAT ARE JUST DOING EVERYTHING WRONG. I’M GOING TO CHANGE THE PARADIGM. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK EVEN I’M ACTUALLY GETTING MYSELF INTO BY DOING THIS. THIS IS PROBABLY A STUPID IDEA ON MY PART. OH WELL. ASK AWAY, DICKWADS. I’LL FIND ONES WORTH ACTUALLY CHURNING THROUGH MY THINK-PAN AND GET BACK TO ANSWERING THEM IN A BATCH IN LIKE A DAY OR SOMETHING.

wow this is really smooth and nice and distinctively karkat-like at the same time without being gross yelling wow great excllent a+++

woah

that voice is amazing

hot a what abuabababa

ITS SO PERFECT………………

oh my god kaRKAT……

THIS IS PERF…..

YOU ARE AMAZING GOLD STAR

literally perfect.

Everyone go home we’ve found him we found Vantas here he is

iamfishappoint:

ivori:

chillinginmyhermithole:

cyanidecupcakes:

forgettingsolluxcaptor:

broadwaykarkat:

IT’S HERE!! The first of many singles featured on the new and upcoming Broadway Karkat album—DISNEYSTUCK! Now available for download on Tindeck and listening with lyrics on Soundcloud.

Album Artwork by xr3n4x

Make A Troll Out Of You (Mulan Parody)

Lyrics:

Alright you grubsniffers!
Time shape your shit up and ship your asses out.
If you’ve got any sense of pride in your heart, you’ll follow me.

Let’s get down to business:
We can still win this game
Listen to my plan now
It’s revenge we’ll claim
You’re the saddest bunch
I’ve ever met 
Why can’t you all 
just get a clue?
Very well, I guess I
can lead you

Humans are like scalemates
Mostly fluff within
Once you find their weak points
you are sure to win
They’re just useless, pink
pathetic blobs
They’re easy to manipulate
Get your asses in gear
That’d be great

Egbert deserves to be beaten up
If we ever meet I’ll punch him
I don’t give a shit about mixed up timelines
Even though they’re in the same boat as us
Why don’t they give up already?
Maybe they’ve also got a plan in mind

(We are trolls)
Comeuppance swift as
the coursing river
(We are trolls)
Then comes the smackdown
like great typhoons
(We are trolls)
Bitches can’t handle
all your sick fires
Anonymous as the
dark side of the moon

Our mission is upon us
There’s the next update
Stop wasting time with buckets
That bullshit can wait
This ain’t suited for
the rage of 4—
—chan so pack up, go home
we’re through
Why should I bother with
helping you?

(We are trolls)
Comeuppance swift as
the coursing river
(We are trolls)
Then comes the smackdown
like great typhoons
(We are trolls)
Bitches can’t handle
all your sick fires
Anonymous as the
dark side of the moon

Comeuppance swift as
the coursing river
Then comes the smackdown
like great typhoons
Bitches can’t handle
all these sick fires
Anonymous as the
dark side of the moon

I JUST CANT EVEN-

OH MY GOD-

I LOVE THIS-

dkjfahflkjsfjdkfdajfs

/dies

i…i love you….

Broadway Karkat, take me now

THIS IS ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL AND NOTHING HURTS EVER!!!!!!

ahhhh this is amazing! *_*

Oh my shit I love this