By the pricking of my thumbs

iamfishappoint:

ivori:

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broadwaykarkat:

IT’S HERE!! The first of many singles featured on the new and upcoming Broadway Karkat album—DISNEYSTUCK! Now available for download on Tindeck and listening with lyrics on Soundcloud.

Album Artwork by xr3n4x

Make A Troll Out Of You (Mulan Parody)

Lyrics:

Alright you grubsniffers!
Time shape your shit up and ship your asses out.
If you’ve got any sense of pride in your heart, you’ll follow me.

Let’s get down to business:
We can still win this game
Listen to my plan now
It’s revenge we’ll claim
You’re the saddest bunch
I’ve ever met 
Why can’t you all 
just get a clue?
Very well, I guess I
can lead you

Humans are like scalemates
Mostly fluff within
Once you find their weak points
you are sure to win
They’re just useless, pink
pathetic blobs
They’re easy to manipulate
Get your asses in gear
That’d be great

Egbert deserves to be beaten up
If we ever meet I’ll punch him
I don’t give a shit about mixed up timelines
Even though they’re in the same boat as us
Why don’t they give up already?
Maybe they’ve also got a plan in mind

(We are trolls)
Comeuppance swift as
the coursing river
(We are trolls)
Then comes the smackdown
like great typhoons
(We are trolls)
Bitches can’t handle
all your sick fires
Anonymous as the
dark side of the moon

Our mission is upon us
There’s the next update
Stop wasting time with buckets
That bullshit can wait
This ain’t suited for
the rage of 4—
—chan so pack up, go home
we’re through
Why should I bother with
helping you?

(We are trolls)
Comeuppance swift as
the coursing river
(We are trolls)
Then comes the smackdown
like great typhoons
(We are trolls)
Bitches can’t handle
all your sick fires
Anonymous as the
dark side of the moon

Comeuppance swift as
the coursing river
Then comes the smackdown
like great typhoons
Bitches can’t handle
all these sick fires
Anonymous as the
dark side of the moon

I JUST CANT EVEN-

OH MY GOD-

I LOVE THIS-

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/dies

i…i love you….

Broadway Karkat, take me now

THIS IS ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL AND NOTHING HURTS EVER!!!!!!

ahhhh this is amazing! *_*

Oh my shit I love this